Monday, November 5, 2012

Health Insurance in 2020 - A Tongue And Cheek Top 10 List

It is the year 2020. United Health care has changed radically. Here are 10 more profound changes.

10. Have any kids for not charging only buy health insurance but you are expecting there will be. For example, is payable when three children who recently married additional $ 243 per month ($ 18 per child), is.

These funds were collected ago the birth of any future medical benefits for future generations to pay. Less than three kids child 1 $ 29 one time discount and be reimbursed by you if. Scattered earnings are more than 15 years.

9. In the school of medicine, 45 percent physician license number is declining by the year 2020, graduation requirements are relaxed. Standard two-approach-will be reduced to three years 10 months available in the "online" option after two years. After completing medical school, practice exam open book 100 would constitute licensing multiple choice tests. You must pass 26%.


8. Lack perspective on doctors and hospitals will treat minor cold or your local kindergarten volunteers. Unless complications will be free. Provides a $ 500 fee if it happens to be, and the local secondary school free advice.

7. To provide medical care to any transactions not covered by a Tuesday or Thursday. At that time, have your own. "Pay serious illnesses need treatment and free video series such as the" can remove anesthesia without the Appendix of your $ 50 vet "and" only yourself. Of course, no sports events or reality TV show at that time.

6. New York City is the capital of the foods of the world. Because Parliament wanted to ban big cups, chips, ice cream, sweets, people visit the weekly city often just lose a few pounds. Will flourish the tourism trade show, hotel is completely and replaced with  King of McDonald's "Turkey sandwich" and binding.

5 $ 17500 Per year is a year for $ 95 health insurance in the absence of the tax. Not so, to respond to the special municipality or pays taxes 27% of the population to afford health insurance. In Idaho, simply based on "providing your debt community service work can be. Conformance usually takes about 14 years.

4. Spa resorts can become obsolete. Instead, be replaced with yellow. In player matches with a broom to rise against the local city. Of course, your broom off fall, there will be plenty of exercise!

3. Electronic calorie counter is injected every adult 21-year-old arm. The insurance company these gives a small electric shock if you if you are a man, tall about 6 feet, more than 2400 daily calorie tip-top condition. For example, use to keep policyholders. If shocked would be 2 times the same week.

2. You can add the family pet, your health insurance policy. They're all regular checkups and mental health coverage and free eye and colon cancer. However, can enjoy the benefits of including dental examinations to detect when your cat or villainous turns 26 (CAT and dog years), they must buy their own coverage.

1. It imposes tariffs on $ 500 from North Superior streamed to many Canada and United States to take advantage of our health care system, our friends. Transplants and treatment for any Canada visitors for heart disease and cancer have a slow queue over seven years, where they feel more at home placed.